So You've Decided To Be A Mongoose...

Theory of Knowledge. The most bullshit course ever. A course in which we "discuss the way in which all courses are inter-related". The course during which I discovered Avatar online (I swear, two minutes in and I was like o_o *squeeeeeeee*. Thanks Crimp!), the one good thing that ever came out of this course. The course in which we have to hand in monthly assignments of 600 words which are never even marked and subsequently used to toilet-train M.Bartlett's dog, Spock. 

Something is wrong when I can't muster up the discipline to write out a 600 word bullshit essay on Humanities. 

Seriously. 

Instead, I troll LJs, fanfiction boards, theavatarportal.com (for all your missed episode needs) and some strange Disney XD site. I also pointlessly check online for episodes of Doctor Who just released in Britain but unattainable in Canada for another three months... I CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG!!!! 

*Sigh* Has someone found a way to bottle a procrastination remedy?

And THAT is about as philosophical as I get. Despite the fact I am in my second year of IB Philosophy. Despite the fact my father proudly flaunts his Amazing!Stupendous!I'mBlindedByTheGreatness!Philosophy essays. And despite the fact that I really probably would enjoy philosophy if I got off my goddamned ass once in awhile and did my homework. Yep. Life is great.

So, welcome to the LiveJournal of my boring and dull (both of which mean the same thing) life. 

Within the confines of this LiveJournal, you will discover many dull things to brighten up your no doubt equally mundane life, such as:

-Rants about my aquaintances
-Rants about things I dislike
-Rants about things I like
-Rants about life in general
-Rants about you
and
-Many amusing mongoose pictures.

This, along with my incredibly amusing wit and charm should keep you entertained for all of two minutes, after which you will no doubt decide KFC really does sound good right about now and go off to wander aimlessly for hours in an attempt to find one that will serve the Toony Tuesday special on Sunday. Because I said so.

So, I will cut things short now and allow you to ponder the essential questions for awhile, these questions, of course, being "Do I want a large tub of gravy with my chicken?" and "Do I really want to keep reading this assinine blog?", the answer to both of which are:
-Only if you have more than two pieces of chicken
and
-No.

But if you like, you can still keep reading. I just do this because I have no friends and need entertainment.
Love and mongeese (Mongi? Mongooses?)

-CaptainMongoose

P.S.:If anyone knows the plural of Mongoose, I'm terribly interested.